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USA TOUR October/November 2009
Honarary Englishmen abroad, hormone optimisation & other deep fried baloney biscuits.




"any of those jellied eels left?"


St Diego. No Baloney.

Thursday, 5th November
After a Bento Box lunch in Port Hueneme, it’s time to brave the Magic Mountains of Valencia and the omnipresent Television Rocks of Vasquez to amble up to what is a new venue for us: The Bee Kay Theatre in downtown Tehachapi. This turns out to be an excellent show: a sold out gig, great food, and a grand night.

The Bee Kay is a marvelous theatre up in the high desert near Bakersfield and Edwards air force base. When I was a teenager, rumour had it that Jim Morrison was allegedly living out here with a gang of bikers. Some say that if you go out at midnight when there is a full moon you can still see him changing his oil; provided you have a sufficient intake of Peyote. I have never given these conspiracy theories too much credence. I am however, positive that he shot J.R.

Friday, 6th November
Today we drive south through the desert past the soap mines of Boron and the wilds of San Bernardino (patron saint of slavering dogs) en route to the border city of San Diego (patron saint of blatant and balletic hand balls, mazy dribbles & the number 10), and a show at the Acoustic Music San Diego. There’s a great turnout for the show and it’s a fine night. Well done to Carey Driscoll, who runs the show here; this is our first time playing for Carey and he’s done an excellent job so hopefully it’ll be the first of many.


Saturday, 7th November
Unfortunately we have never had the opportunity to go South from here to play so we go North past San Onofre (patron saint of nuclear fission and very funny looking fish ) to La Ciudad de Los Angeles for a spot of dim sum before heading to Pasadena - home of the Rose Bowl. However, being more of an intellectual outfit than a sports team, we opt instead for the California Institute of Technology for our show tonight.

I have played this venue a number of times and it is without fail one of the best large gigs that we (certainly I) have ever played in the United States of America. The crew is always fantastic and the audience appreciative & plentiful, and tonight is no different.


...towels, factor 45, geiger counter - lets go kids!

Sunday, 8th November
It’s an early start today because we have a long drive to Berkeley for our last concert of this U.S. tour. As our flight back to Scotland leaves very early we are staying next to the airport of San Francisco (patron saint of animal trainers). Unfortunately the traffic from Candlestick Park (home of the 49er’s) makes us late for our first show at the new Freight and Salvage. After many years at its former location, this venerable club has moved to the centre of Berkeley into a fantastic new venue. The new building not only has a larger capacity but also has a state of the art PA and temperature control. It looks great, and from an artist’s point of view it is comfortable and easy to use, which is just as well as we turn up late and have no real time for a sound check. As always the staff and tech are diamond geezers and all goes well rounding off what has been our best tour in this country for some years.


Monday 9th – Friday 27th November
We have a good week or so until our next show, which is on the other side of the Atlantic in Edinburgh, so we opt for the Jack Lalanne travel option, which means that Alan is going to swim across the Atlantic while dragging us in a barge with his teeth. This will keep his new body in shape and give us the necessary wind burn to make us look European again.

We return to Scotland: wind burnt and interesting. And buff, in Alan’s case. We have not played the Queen’s Hall for many years and this is a really enjoyable show, ably promoted by Kevin Morris and the Fallen Angels Club . We had a great house and a cameo appearance on harmonica from Mike Whellans, a particularly dangerous character with whom we have recorded on several occasions.

Kevin Morris is also promoting our Glasgow show at the Royal Concert Hall, which is a fine way to finish the calendar year, so many thanks to him for his hard work.

Next stop: Deutschland in January. Pip Pip chaps.


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